a fonk brings the party
The results are in: A fonk party is celebratory self-expression personified, in the safe temple of your own playful mind. There’s no right or wrong fonk, no right or wrong you. Build up your fonk just the way you want – it will not resist your creative will.
just ask the star…
NOTHING COMPARES TO A FONK
What is the point of comparing, when there has been nothing like a fonk – especially when it is the fonk you made? When there is not a basis for which you can judge how much better or worse any other fonk is, you know you have arrived at the fonk party. And when you have a fonk in your home, the undeniable truth is this:
you are always at the fonk party
hey, look, we don’t think anyone is going to stop you from having a fonk party. moon agrees...
A fonk is yours to dream up!

