…OR PARTY? MAYBE A PARTY CRISIS?
Fonks landed and brought the party to us, so maybe these soft little guys from the moon aren’t so bad…
crisis!
This 18-inch posable guy from the moon is ready to dress up and pose for the fonkinest time this side of the world. What’s your fonk going to be today?
Details
18 inches tall on a good day
3 digies on each of four bendy limbs
Soft, light fonkbod
Safe for ages 3+
Head and posable neck, with 5 hair digies
No face. Make a face for your fonk!
This 18” posable Fonk comes fully pre-fonxercised AND fully geared up in a fresh FONXERCISE outfit, ready to fonk-off and pose down. Soft and still, with no signs of autonomous motion, your Fonxerciser will pose just the way you want! Ages 3+
fonks keep happening
This anthropomorphic meteor from the moon is one party animal! perfect for dressing up, posing out, and fonkin’ around.
Artist’s rendering. Actual fonks are 18” poseable anonymous plushies. Jet black, three digies on each of four limbs, five head digies that look like its hair; doesn’t move on its own, not sharp anywhere. Super light and soft, ready to pose out and play because it’s here to party.
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As a fonk shoots out of the Moon it damages time and space. But it’s all cooled off now, and ready to be that soft, cuddly party animal whenever you’re on fonktime.
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Sure, fonks leave a colorful fonktrail behind. It’s kinda fabulous, actually. Some fonks like to wear their fonktrail to the Fonk Party. But a fonk can have whatever kind of look you want it to have! Dress it up!
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Once you find your fonk, it’s yours to party with. Dress it up, give it a cool name, and head out to the Fonk Party!
FONK Rules
Each fonk abides by these unbreakable tenets:
never moves on its own
That’s right, a fonk is inanimate to the core! No fonk can move without someone or something moving it! This is rule number one for a fonk.
room temperature
Yes, when a fonk first happens, it’s hot enough to melt spacetime and really fonk things up. But whenever you find a fonk, it has cooled all the way down to thermal equilibrium. Once cooled, a fonk will never melt the world again! Promise!
poses all kinds of ways
You gotta know a fonk is down for posing! Letting you pose it could be what a fonk does best. Thats because every fonk has bendy bones – just what you need to pose like a fonk.
can be anything
Yup, you can dress a fonk anyway you want, and it will not complain. In fact, it’s probably gonna look pretty fly with whatever you put on it. Fonks don’t know how to dress, and again, don’t move on their own, so you’ll have to do all the work.
won’t say a word
Fonks don’t have mouths or the power of speech, so they end up being actually one of the most silent things in your home. With such a soft, light bod, fonks are pretty incapable of making even incidental sounds. They sorta sound like pillows.
soft and harmless
For being a meteor from the moon, fonks are soft, gentle, and not very heavy at all. Whather it is sitting stylishly on a kitchen counter, or in a Fonksnatcher Two on the wall, fonks are cuddlingly innocent. Fonks don’t bite or scratch.
get a fonK
This 18-inch posable guy from the moon is ready to dress up and pose for the fonkinest time this side of the world. What’s your fonk going to be today?
Details
18 inches tall on a good day
3 digies on each of four bendy limbs
Soft, light fonkbod
Safe for ages 3+
Head and posable neck, with 5 hair digies
No face. Make a face for your fonk!
fonk anatomyi
It’s not all fonkstuff in there!
(But it’s mostly fonkstuff)
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Fonkbones are what make a fonk so gosh darn posable. Bendy bones aren’t like our bones, are they? Not at all. Fonkbones are meant to be bent!
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Yeah that fluffy, light stuff inside a fonk is fonkstuff, and it makes your fonk super soft and cuddly. Fonkstuff can be squeezed without any damage to the fonk, so get to cuddling!
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Each fonk has 17 digies: three at the end of each limb, and exactly five more digies on the head. All a fonk’s digies are surprisingly posable, too!
FONK FACT:
The Star likes all parts of a fonk. In her opinion, fonks are great, through and through!
Fonk ingredients
FONKS HAVE THREE…
matter from THE MOON
The Moon definitely made the fonks happen, and totally admits it. The fonks weren’t on purpose, ok? The Moon has assured that they do have a plan to make things right again and are working on it.
energy from the star
The Star is fine with the fonks, really. Everything under her is doing great whether they happened or not. She’s just asking that we all just love the fonks now that they’re here. She wants to find out all about your Fonk!
nothing from the void
Would it have been better, in The Void’s opinion, if the fonks didn’t happen? Yes. He thinks the Moon really fonked things up big time. But look, Mr. Void enjoys a Fonk Party as much as the next everpresent nothingness. Fonk on!
MATTER
Oh, yes. Fonks are made of matter. Soft, bendy matter that feels like a pillow.
energy
There’s energy in a Fonk, too, making it both strong and light. But you don’t need to plug it in – a Fonk’s got all the energy it needs, naturally.
nothingness
You might not be able to see it, but a Fonk is coated in a whole lot of nothing –a blank slate for your creativity.
SOURCING OUR INGREDIENTS CELESTIALLY
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