I’M WATCHING YOU, FONK
FS-0128: "It was briefly in my work elevator. It looked pretty uncertain about its surroundings."
FS-020: Early fonk sighting with notable signs of phase transition.
FS-0068-A: "I encountered the fonk in this hallway. It might have been waiting for someone to play with."
FS-0068-B: "I followed it down the hall before it disappeared."
FS-0242: "I knew it wasn't part of the ironworks. But when I told my friend to look, it was gone."
FS-0303: "It wsa trying to climb into the ceiling. We cheered it on, but it didn't seem to notice us."
FS-0223-A: "There it was, lounging in the corner pocket like it was enjoying a soak. I thought maybe it didn't know the meaning of 'pool'..."
FS-0223-B: "It lunged for the 13 ball, which was ok with me because I was solids..."
FS-0223-C: "...But when it went for the cue ball, we all agreed the game was pretty fonked up."
FS-008: In one of the earliest fonk sightings you can clearly see the fonk wasn't fooling anyone.
FS-103-A: In one of the most infamous encounters, a free-roaming fonk was sighted playing around in a mailroom.
FS-103-B: At one point, it paused to consider how to have fun in this relatively boring environment.
FS-103-C: After playing for a while, it sat in the corner for several minutes in a seemingly contemplative state.
FS-103-D: Here you can clearly see the fonk was pretty chill about the whole thing.
FS-099-Q: The only known photo of a health-concerned fonk.
KEEP YOUR EYES A FONK… ALWAYS!
This 18-inch posable guy from the moon is ready to dress up and pose for the fonkinest time this side of the world. What’s gonna be in your fonksack? There’s one way to find out… Get a fonk!
Includes
Fonksack
Adoption papers
A big fat Jermbywerm of its very own
Stylish sticker
Details
18 inches tall on a good day
3 digies on each of four bendy limbs
Soft, light fonkbod
Safe for ages 3+
Head and posable neck, with 5 hair digies
No face. Make a face for your fonk!
