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This 18-inch posable guy from the moon is ready to dress up and pose for the fonkinest time this side of the world. What’s gonna be in your fonksack? There’s one way to find out… Get a fonk!
Includes
Fonksack
Adoption papers
A big fat Jermbywerm of its very own
Stylish sticker
Details
18 inches tall on a good day
3 digies on each of four bendy limbs
Soft, light fonkbod
Safe for ages 3+
Head and posable neck, with 5 hair digies
No face. Make a face for your fonk!
What is a Love Wizard? We all want to know. Powered by the radiant luminescence of pure love itself, each fully posable, 18” Love Wizard acts as a captivating enigma, ready to take you on a twisting journey of discovery through the meaning of love. his alluring, mystical sorcerer from the misty nether regions of the Moon wants you to find out all that a Love Wizard has to offer. Includes:
18” Fonk
Luminary Sash (Gold or silver)
Beadbands - assorted colors (3)
Fonksnatcher Two wall mount
This 18” posable Fonk comes fully pre-fonxercised AND fully geared up in a fresh FONXERCISE outfit, ready to fonk-off and pose down. Soft and still, with no signs of autonomous motion, your Fonxerciser will pose just the way you want! Ages 3+