the world needs fonks

After carefully studying the world, we know what it needs. It needs a bunch of fonks.

Fonks are an object of creativity and joy – and we could use more of either of those, honestly. We’ll be bringing more and more fonks into the world, and if you feel so inspired, you can help. Whether it’s one fonk, or a million fonks, the cause is the same:

one fonk

The easiest way to bring one more fonk into the world is to get a fonk. The first 500 fonks are special. Get one today!

Whether it’s one fonk, or a million, the number of fonks you bring into the world makes all the difference.

a million fonks

If you feel like dropping a million fonks into the world, let’s talk. We’ve got some ideas, but sounds like you do, too.

WHAT IS IT?

it’s a fonk

Fonk
$30.00

This 18-inch posable guy from the moon is ready to dress up and pose for the fonkinest time this side of the world. What’s gonna be in your fonksack? There’s one way to find out… Get a fonk!

Includes

  • Fonksack

  • Adoption papers

  • A big fat Jermbywerm of its very own

  • Stylish sticker

Details

  • 18 inches tall on a good day

  • 3 digies on each of four bendy limbs

  • Soft, light fonkbod

  • Safe for ages 3+

  • Head and posable neck, with 5 hair digies

  • No face. Make a face for your fonk!

CELEBRATE PERSONALITY

a fool for expression

The posable, neutral form of a Fonk is by design: maximizing both a blank slate and an undefined body type. A Fonk doesn’t come with labels, just a playful attitude to be your creative canvas.

A Fonk is made for playing the fool – pose it out with some fonky fashion, then express something fresh the next day. The Fonk is a puppet for any kind of posturing, no matter how pompful, sassy, emotive or dramatic you want to get.

a million possibilities

A Fonk is your IRL avatar, ready and able to don the unique look and cool backstory to fit your needs.

what’s your fonk today?

A nimble and willing character canvas, a Fonk plays along with your ideas, wearing the garb and assuming the role that you design.

express it with a fonk

where’s your

fonk now?

These limbs can grip, securing your Fonk’s lightweight bod to most rigid objects!

Fonks sit, stand, hide, show off and more! Whether as your shadow on the shelf, or your traveling companion, fearless is the Fonk that joins you in your journey.

If you want your Fonk to float, get yourself a Fonksnatcher! Great for making your Fonk into legit decor, as it pulls your Fonk away from the wall and into the third dimension!

name it dress it pose it

more joy

Fonks bring joy through creative agency.

Making your own character from a fonk is a free-wheeling exercise of self-expression: there’s no right or wrong fonk – just your fonk.

Whether you think your creative or not, you are, and fonks give us a chance to express that creativity. How often in a theme park, event, or social excursion are we given such freedom – to make up our own story, our own fashion, our own statements? Exactly.

Fonks bring the party atmosphere that fosters the joy of creativity without competition, barriers to access, or the need for special skills. And this time, the party is plush AF.

Our mission is to bring friendly experiences of joy, love, and celebration into the world. Fonks are the focus of this mission.

more love

Fonks are bringing
love back, baby.

We are seeing how a fonk is increasingly the lovable, huggable, posable, dressable pal in your home that makes cats jealous and confuses the dog.

more celebration

Fonks help us celebrate ourselves & each other.

When you receive non-critical, celebratory attention to your creative expression, it’s like giving your soul a big satisfying meal. We recommend this experience so much, that we’ve made a thing around which this so often happens: a fonk.